After two seasons of excruciating boredom on Gossip Girl, season 5 got interesting again. The “reveal” of Georgina as Gossip Girl is utterly yawn-inducing1 as is any appearance of ol’ “High, my name is walking plot device, but you can call me Georgie!” However, there is a new and interesting turn with Dan and Blair. The characters are by far the most evolved of the series, so much so that I’ve found every scene with them much more compelling than anything else on the show. (There is a limited exception for Nate’s plotlines, but often enough they all end up going straight to the boring place.)
In the process of Dan and Blair’s vaulting power as characters, however, an interesting thing has happened to Chuck: he’s become a Love Interest. While his arc of date rapist/daddy issues/mommy issues2 have all played out, what we’ve got left after all that drama is a man of no intellectual pursuits, personal interests or even gymnastic ability of tongue.
While we have seen Blair gazing upon Monets, referencing the works of great feminist authors, arguing about film esoterics with Dan and insisting that she must meet Chuck as an equal, we have seen the following interests and hobbies from Chuck:
- Stalking Blair Waldorf
- Collecting expensive scarves
- Sleeping with someone, usually a woman, to do something that a)gets to Blair or b)gets revenge for someone ELSE getting to Blair
- Wearing purple (Why do you wear so much purple?)
- Having intense, tortured conversations with Blair, usually after one or the other has vowed to let go/never see the other one again
- Signing important-looking papers
- Drinking scotch
- Making inappropriate sexual passes at his stepsisters, and then finishing with a comment about how much he loves Blair
- Speaking in an exaggerated low-pitched voice a lot
- He has a dog now, given to him by the most “likable” character, probably to fool viewers into thinking that he is likable since he has yet to serve said dog as a delicacy in one of his more obscure restaurants
- Dubious advice to other male characters that by all rights should end at least in a burning STD
- Listing the crap he owns
- Blair, Blair, Blair.
Notably, none of these really quality as personal depth. He has pain, definitely – but if you removed Blair from the equation, it would be like watching a very, very flat and boring documentary about how television IMAGINES businesses are run on a day to day basis.
This development intrigues me, because normally it’s the sort of reduction/lobotomy performed on female characters. Gossip Girl has already done this with Serena: until S5, all she’s done is relationship-hop with allusions to educate in between. She’s halfway between Manic Pixie Dreamgirl and a kite. And just as she’s suddenly pulling up into career and thus character development land, the writers have dumped upon us a Dan-Serena love triangle redux, with Serena as the loser.
Yet I keep watching this show – for Blair. Even if, should I ever meet a real person with that personality, I will probably very much dislike that person and contrive to spill a drink on her. It fascinates me that even as she insists that she is not Chuck’s equal, in terms of depth of character, she outshines every other personality on the cast.
- we will be posting our spoilers policy next [↩]
- and given the pathology of rape, all the writers who allowed him to go as he has deserve prison time for the further horrors they have seeded [↩]


Last night I had a first bite out of a new series that I just heard about the other day – The Hour from BBC2. Usually I don’t pay too much attention to Dramas coming out of the BBC, but this one got recommended by a friend of Diana and the premise seemed interesting, so I gave it a try. It gave me a double interest to me because 
